4/10/2024 0 Comments Fun sexual positionsIf you can’t open your knees for a full open-legged spoon, this position is for you. ![]() Your partner should be able to enter you from below easily. Have your partner lie on his or her side, and lie on your back, perpendicular to his or her body. This is the position we’re going to call upon when we’re sexually active geriatrics so, take heed. This take on the classic spoon makes clit access easier, all while staying true to its lazy-girl roots. In light of this fact and because stiff joints don’t deter horniness, here are eight sex positions for truly inflexible people. It feels like every sex position guide forgets those of us who can't outwardly rotate our hips or do a backbend (or any bending, TBH). You shouldn’t be left by the wayside just because you can’t stand on one leg or put your feet next to your ears during sex. It’s not fair! We want to get off too, you know. Sometimes you want to do even the simplest of suggested positions on one of these lists, only to find your leg does not move in that direction, or your knees are too pained to stay in that kind of isometric hold for such a prolonged duration. ![]() What I mean by inflexible is having to go to yoga twice a week just to touch your shins. I’m not just casually dropping this word to mean non-yogis or those unqualified to be Cirque du Soleil acrobats. When I say inflexible, I’m not being cute here. We can’t all be bent into pretzels and simultaneously orgasm our faces off.
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